What if an alt girl with a breeding kink walked up to you and said...
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I got bored so...
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"But Dad," I said with tears in my eyes, "please don't go. ;w; "
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From the window to the wall (to the wall)...
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"poop" spelled backwards is "poop."
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I shaved my dog.
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"I like your ASS."
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Gahh, I blew out my ACL! 🦵😱
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I open my fridge, all my kebab are missing. 😱
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"Oh thank goodness, Super Man is here to save the day!"
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BANG, BANG, BANG! 💥
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Gosh, that fruit sure is low hanging. Be a shame if somebody...
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"Man, I can't wait to get sucked later," I said aloud.
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My wife: "I hate to break this to you, but... the horse died."
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"Oh boy, I can't wait to go fox hunting," I merrily exclaimed.
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Blood keeps pooling in the vending machine outside my work.
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God, I hate living in Paraguay.
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"This is going be a huge victory for people with sausage in their pronouns," said the angry woman in my dream.
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I reached for my butthole...
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I reached for my penis...
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Matthew Lillard just shot a guy in broad daylight.
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Penis
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A girl thought they was 60,000 bees under she bed.
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The first mistake your parents made was taking away your Xbox...
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Another one of my horrible monsters has escaped from the lab again. 🧬🧪
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