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UnionizedOnion

I’m a father, firefighter, and I just won season 50. AMA

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UnionizedOnion

J/W would JP’s job be jeopardized if judged as judicially as JLP’s job was unjustifiably judged?

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UnionizedOnion

I’ve spent weeks constructing my Mt. Rushmore of Survivor eras. What would you change??

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Welcome to the GOAT Survivor Satire Subreddit. Wannabe pariahs but ultimately paragons: Thank you for giving us your leisure time. Shitty fake beach RP encouraged. Please walk the shore to the left and find a pee cave that has not yet been claimed to serve as your new home. Slop will be served for breakfast, lunch, and dinner (I know a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy). Almost anything "Mildly Survivor Related"® goes. Discord here: https://discord.com/invite/TqTyMxbzN5

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UnionizedOnion

Survivor 50: If Their Hands Were Fans

Welcome to the GOAT Survivor Satire Subreddit. Wannabe pariahs but ultimately paragons: Thank you for giving us your leisure time. Shitty fake beach RP encouraged. Please walk the shore to the left and find a pee cave that has not yet been claimed to serve as your new home. Slop will be served for breakfast, lunch, and dinner (I know a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy). Almost anything "Mildly Survivor Related"® goes. Discord here: https://discord.com/invite/TqTyMxbzN5

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UnionizedOnion

S50 cast hasn’t voted Joe off yet?!?!!

Welcome to the GOAT Survivor Satire Subreddit. Wannabe pariahs but ultimately paragons: Thank you for giving us your leisure time. Shitty fake beach RP encouraged. Please walk the shore to the left and find a pee cave that has not yet been claimed to serve as your new home. Slop will be served for breakfast, lunch, and dinner (I know a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy). Almost anything "Mildly Survivor Related"® goes. Discord here: https://discord.com/invite/TqTyMxbzN5

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UnionizedOnion

Pour a cup of Joe and put on your arKyle pajamas so we can stay up late and see which sonofaMitch wins the Kamillion dollars and survivor fame 4Eva!

Welcome to the GOAT Survivor Satire Subreddit. Wannabe pariahs but ultimately paragons: Thank you for giving us your leisure time. Shitty fake beach RP encouraged. Please walk the shore to the left and find a pee cave that has not yet been claimed to serve as your new home. Slop will be served for breakfast, lunch, and dinner (I know a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy). Almost anything "Mildly Survivor Related"® goes. Discord here: https://discord.com/invite/TqTyMxbzN5

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UnionizedOnion

I’m a numerologist and have predicted every survivor winner since borno. I know who will win 48…

Welcome to the GOAT Survivor Satire Subreddit. Wannabe pariahs but ultimately paragons: Thank you for giving us your leisure time. Shitty fake beach RP encouraged. Please walk the shore to the left and find a pee cave that has not yet been claimed to serve as your new home. Slop will be served for breakfast, lunch, and dinner (I know a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy). Almost anything "Mildly Survivor Related"® goes. Discord here: https://discord.com/invite/TqTyMxbzN5

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UnionizedOnion

Rant: I’m bored! (thank u for caring)

Welcome to the GOAT Survivor Satire Subreddit. Wannabe pariahs but ultimately paragons: Thank you for giving us your leisure time. Shitty fake beach RP encouraged. Please walk the shore to the left and find a pee cave that has not yet been claimed to serve as your new home. Slop will be served for breakfast, lunch, and dinner (I know a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy). Almost anything "Mildly Survivor Related"® goes. Discord here: https://discord.com/invite/TqTyMxbzN5

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UnionizedOnion

Which characters from different seasons would you love to see interact??

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Subreddit dedicated to the White Lotus TV Series on HBO.

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UnionizedOnion

How many points and hours do you have???

Reddit's home for anything and everything Mario Kart.

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UnionizedOnion

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News and happenings in and around Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

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UnionizedOnion

Where do the candidates for Philly mayor stand on education? We asked them 10 questions.

News and happenings in and around Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.