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As ICE Raids Increase And Detainees Fill Detention Camps Trump Floats Idea Of Work Program, Claiming To Come Up With Original Slogan: "Work Sets You Free"

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Trump Shocked US Citizens Don't Want To Be Led By Authoritarian President: "I'm The Best Author, I Wrote The Art Of The Deal, There's Nothing Wrong With A President Being An Author"

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Trump Mobile Gold T1 Phones To Have AI Assistant — Ask Dmitri

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Jared Kushner Being Brought Back To Achieve Peace In The Middle East, Again!

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Chaos Erupts In MAGA World As Benjamin Netanyahu Orders Trump To Go To War With Iran

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Forget Congress, Trump More Concerned He Did Not Get Putin Approval To Bomb Iran

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Putin To Lend Netanyahu The Use Of Donald Trump For A Month Or Two After Losing Online Poker Bet

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White House Whistleblower Confirms True Reason Trump Bombed Iran Is To Prove To American Public He Does Not Need Congressional Approval For Anything

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BREAKING: This Afternoon Stephen Miller Told Donald Trump That Donald Trump Just Dropped Bombs On Iran

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Karoline Leavitt White House Resignation Imminent After Fallout With Trump: "He Told Me He Was Going To Leave Melania 'In Two Weeks' To Be With Me"

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Fox News Reporter Asks Trump If He And Epstein Assaulted Young Women: "Maybe I Did, Maybe I Didn't, I'll Tell You In Two Weeks"

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JD Vance Motorcade Asked To Slow To A Crawl On Streets Of LA - Bulky Item Collection Day Had Couches And Loveseats Curbside And He Just Wanted To 'Look'

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Americans Calling Number On ICE's 'Report Illegal Aliens' Signs By The Hundreds To Give Addresses Of Trump Tower, Trump Golf Courses, And Mar-A-Lago

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Department Of Homeland Security Has PR Nightmare — Masked Armed ICE Agents Look Identical To ISIS and Al Qaeda Terrorists From A Decade Earlier

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MAGA Struggle To Afford And Accept Trump T1 Mobile Gold Phones Due To Tariffs On The Chinese Made Phones

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Trump Seeking Corporate Sponsorship For Iran Participation — Guaranteed Ad Placement On Live Streaming Missile Guidance Feed

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Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals Judges Furious As Every One Of The Checks From Donald Trump Bounced

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Trump Finally Addresses ICE Overreach Concerns: "If You're White, And Born In The United States, You Have Nothing To Worry About"

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Pete Hegseth's Latest Tattoo Shocks Even Republican Base — Confederate Flag Tramp Stamp

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Fox News Poll Reveals MAGA Would Gladly Abolish ICE If America Can Just Have Slavery Again

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Not Just Too Many Holidays, Trump WantsTo Extend To 50 Hour Work Week To Make America Great Again

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JD Vance Spent 3 Nights On Couch After Over/Under Toilet-Paper Argument With Wife Ended In Theats To Call ICE On Immigrant In-Laws

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Leaked Medical Report Following Trump July 2024 Rally Reveals It Was Just Secret Service Belt Buckle That Cut Donald's Ear And Not In Fact A Bullet

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As Masked ICE Agents Refused To Identify Themselves At Colleges, Courthouses And Farms, 911 Dispatchers Flooded With Hundreds Of Anonymous "Masked Men Impersonating Police" Reports

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Trump To Replace Recently Removed Bust Of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. In Oval Office With Even Bigger Bust Of Horned Jan 6 QAnon Shaman

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