MAGA Upset With Trump Come To Terms With 'Only Logical Explanation' — The Libs Replaced Trump With Lizard Clone
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Influx Of Foreign Sectators And Attendees Expected For 2026 World Cup, Trump Administration Looking For New Concentration Camp Site, Alligator Auschwitz Not Big Enough For ICE Mandated Roundup
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As President Trump Threatens Higher Tariffs On Canada, Gives Two Untimatums To Reduce Them: "Move ALL Canadian Manufacturing To USA, OR, Say I Have A Big Pee-Pee"
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Texan Evangelicals Having Moment Of Reflection As 'JESUS SAVES' Billboards Did Not Have Any Effect During Floods
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New Texas Extreme Weather Alert System To Saves Millions — Cheaper To Give Ted Cruz Travel Agent Dedicated Cellphone
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James Gunn 'Forbids' MAGA From Watching His Superman Movie — Causing Pre-Sales Spike As They Pay To Own The Libs
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Pam Bondi Claims There Never Was A Jeffrey Epstein, He's Just A Figment Of Your Imagination, Another 'Mandela Effect'
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Reporter "Inigo Montoya" Responds To Trump Latest 'Tariff' Outbursts: I Don't Think That Word Means What You Think It Means
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Epstein Partner And Convicted Child Sex-Trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell Sends Thank You Letter To US Attorney General Pam Bondi — Citing 'No List, Therefore, No Clients' In Latest Appeal
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Trump Helping In Search For Missing Texas Flood Victims By Checking The Greens At Mar-A-Lago: "None here!"
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Knee-Jerk Reaction Kicks In As MAGA Claims Texas Flood Victims Were 'Paid Actors' Until Told It Was In Republican Counties: "Oh, Nevermind"
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Kristi Noem Conflicted As Mexican Firefighters Cross Border To Aid Texas Search Efforts — Reported Asking Trump, "President Daddy... Please Can I Have ICE Lock Them In The Camp?"
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In Light Of Current Political Administration, NRA To Change Primary Mission Of '[To] Protect And Defend The Constitution Of The United States' And 'Defending Your Freedom' To More Simplified: Help Sell Guns
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Texas Gov. Greg Abbott Embraces Socialism, Says Will Rely On Federal Aid To Do What Texas Cannot Do Without A Handout—Take Care Of It's Own Citizens
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Countries Already Backing Out Of LA's 2028 Summer Olympics As Stephen Miller Vows To Send ICE To Raid Olympic Village For Foreigners — Trump Thrilled US Will 'Win' Every Event
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With S&P Up 9% YTD, Walmart Up 7%, Americans 'Slowly' Realizing Who's Getting Rich Off Their Higher Prices —Immigrants
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Texas MAGA Struggle To Find Blame Of Floods On Biden, Obama And Immigrants — Consults Fox News For Help
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Trump Furious Putin Keeps Lying To Him Every Time They Speak: "That's MY Thing! He Keeps Doing My Thing!"
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Trump, Confused After Seeing The New Jurassic Park Movie Trailer Has Birthed New Concentration Camp Idea — Jurassic Alcatraz
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Zuckerberg Brought To White House — Government Needs Social Media Data To Target Non-Trumpers For Alligator Auschwitz
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Despite Criticism Of Being Concentration Camp, Alligator Auschwitz Reportedly Has More Comfortable Beds Than A Trump Hotel
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Trump Plans To Redo Parade, Blames Military For Lackluster Turnout — Convinced This Time It's Different, His Coronation As First American King
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Trend Of "Trump In Epstein Files" Written In Sharpie On Bills Of US Money Catching On — Frustrating Republicans As They Want To Give/Receive Cash
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